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June 14, 2009

InsultantForHire.com – Consultant or Insultant for Hire

Filed under: Insultant for hire — admin @ 3:06 am

InsultantForHire
InsultantForHire.com
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“a Consultant gets paid
and tells you what you want to hear
an Insultant doesn’t get paid and tells you the truth!”
“a good talker is a better listener”
by
geo geller
P.I.
Professional Insultant
geo (at) InsultantForHire.com

area of expertise thinking, the unimaginable, the incredible,
the unthinkable
satisfaction guaranteed (no money back guaranteed too)

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we are open
to anybody anywhere
no experience needed

in these hard economic melt
down times we are all caught in the chaos
trying to figure out what to do and
how to do it – part of being a good insultant is being a
better listener and an even better thinker (see below for free example)
— try us out and see for yourself –

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$10,000 a seance
(plus or minus – sliding scale or tipping the scale)
contact us if you who want to retain or restrain us (for a modest monthly fee)

please stay tuned – we have nothing further to say

no references available contact us for inferences or interference too
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we are equal opportunity/opportunist insultants we have insulted governments, business, advertisers, the media, people, places and things, friends and foes, we have even insulted nature the universe, the weather and especially the weather man and anything or anybody or place we have left out we appologize for appologizing – lastly we have taken “HIS” name & “OUR’s” in vain many many times – we have even insulted the mirror mirror on the wall for lying to our face.. and way too many others to mention and many so-&-so’s too and then again there are the many other unmentionables parts, people and places too – we do not ask for permission we ask for forgiveness

(free example)

social media – social sculpture is where we will find not only the future of sustainable business, advertising, but of organizations & government models

why because we are alive not dead yet, not zombies, as some might think even though we pretend we are and go along to get along – social media is another form of social sculpture much like the flapping of bees wings can change the direction of a storm it can also create a storm and the swarming of bees much like social media is the future metaphore and this my friends is some food for thought and an example of what you can expect when you hire an Insultant For Hire – you’re in trouble

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